Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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