the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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