I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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