How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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