ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize