Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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