It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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