we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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