Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Duck Duck Cougar?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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