You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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