In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
