I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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