so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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