I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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