I CAN MOONWALK!
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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