People in love make me want to vomit
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
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