Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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