I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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