Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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