I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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