I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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