I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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