Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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