Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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