I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
