You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
