He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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