I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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