Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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