Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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