I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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