Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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