So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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