I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Did I show you my penis last night?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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