is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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