i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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