is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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