CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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