Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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