felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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