it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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