haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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