Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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