there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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