I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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