everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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