So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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