It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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