Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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