my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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