Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Damn victory sex feels great
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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